While the Seahawks and Patriots are boring me on TV, with lame commercials that make my wife cry, and me harass her.....I figured that the only thing more interesting is this week's fantasy geopolitics update. Week two has finalized, lets see who the big winners are?
This week's feature match-ups were Baby Ducks vs. Aaron's Black Crackers and Adrienne vs. American Axis of Evil. These two match-ups lived up to their promise. Big Jake and his Baby Ducks have shown that they are to be feared and respected, easily knocking down the ABC's by almost 100 points. A solid week 2 performance has easily slotted the Baby Ducks on top of his division (The First World) in both points and wins (the only 2 win team in the First World) but is also the top team in the league, holding over 2nd place by 102 points.
The second feature matchup was Adrienne vs. the Axis of Evil, and some late-in-the-week substitutions victimized the Axis of Evil, causing him to lose by only 7 points, making this week's match-up quite easily the squeak-er of the week-er!
The LDC's however has shown that they may still be the more dominant of the two divisions, winning 5 of their seven match-ups, the only losses being given to the ABC's and PO Life (who was talking quite the smack this week).
The weekly awards are given to the following teams:
Rockstar of the Week:
This week I'm giving it to two teams, the Baby Ducks for their weekly domination, and the Macallaster MILFs for the largest point increase from week 1 to week 2.
Blowout of the Week:
This is going to both Macallaster and T-Money$$$ for beating their opponents by 218 and 212 points respectively.
Squeak-er of the Week-er:
Adrienne Cox beating the American Axis of Evil by 7 points.
Bonehead Move of the Week:
It's going to the Axis of Evil, for some late swaps causing a tight loss.
The Sad Trombone:
Mali is Bae, not only was he publicly shamed on Monday with his lady-friend in the room, but he was just awful this week. 0 points was the lowest total, and he just phoned it in during his BYE week, I almost want to hand him a loss out of spite. It also goes to the GDI, how on earth do you win a tournament where you talk about what is going on in the world, but you are this bad in 2 weeks (harsh, yes, but come on man, you were an early favorite based on your knowledge of world politics).
Big match-ups next week:
The Baby ducks pull the Bye, guaranteeing at least one 3-win team after 3 weeks, will he put up more of a fight than Mail is Bae? I hope so!
None of the undefeated teams match-up next week, so we will see if they can keep their perfect streaks alive to stay on pace with the Baby Ducks. My Game(s) of the week are: The Tsunami of Insane Daleks vs. Azeem and the American Axis of Evil vs PO life.
The Commish's Picks:
Hellena over Mali
ABC over Teghan
Macallaster over Lauren
T-Money over the GDI
Azeem over the Tsunami
PO Life over Axis of Evil
Katie over Adrienne
Will I be right? Who will get roasted next week? Tune in next Sunday night to see what the Commish has to say.
XOXO
Gossip Girl
This week's feature match-ups were Baby Ducks vs. Aaron's Black Crackers and Adrienne vs. American Axis of Evil. These two match-ups lived up to their promise. Big Jake and his Baby Ducks have shown that they are to be feared and respected, easily knocking down the ABC's by almost 100 points. A solid week 2 performance has easily slotted the Baby Ducks on top of his division (The First World) in both points and wins (the only 2 win team in the First World) but is also the top team in the league, holding over 2nd place by 102 points.
The second feature matchup was Adrienne vs. the Axis of Evil, and some late-in-the-week substitutions victimized the Axis of Evil, causing him to lose by only 7 points, making this week's match-up quite easily the squeak-er of the week-er!
The LDC's however has shown that they may still be the more dominant of the two divisions, winning 5 of their seven match-ups, the only losses being given to the ABC's and PO Life (who was talking quite the smack this week).
The weekly awards are given to the following teams:
Rockstar of the Week:
This week I'm giving it to two teams, the Baby Ducks for their weekly domination, and the Macallaster MILFs for the largest point increase from week 1 to week 2.
Blowout of the Week:
This is going to both Macallaster and T-Money$$$ for beating their opponents by 218 and 212 points respectively.
Squeak-er of the Week-er:
Adrienne Cox beating the American Axis of Evil by 7 points.
Bonehead Move of the Week:
It's going to the Axis of Evil, for some late swaps causing a tight loss.
The Sad Trombone:
Mali is Bae, not only was he publicly shamed on Monday with his lady-friend in the room, but he was just awful this week. 0 points was the lowest total, and he just phoned it in during his BYE week, I almost want to hand him a loss out of spite. It also goes to the GDI, how on earth do you win a tournament where you talk about what is going on in the world, but you are this bad in 2 weeks (harsh, yes, but come on man, you were an early favorite based on your knowledge of world politics).
Big match-ups next week:
The Baby ducks pull the Bye, guaranteeing at least one 3-win team after 3 weeks, will he put up more of a fight than Mail is Bae? I hope so!
None of the undefeated teams match-up next week, so we will see if they can keep their perfect streaks alive to stay on pace with the Baby Ducks. My Game(s) of the week are: The Tsunami of Insane Daleks vs. Azeem and the American Axis of Evil vs PO life.
The Commish's Picks:
Hellena over Mali
ABC over Teghan
Macallaster over Lauren
T-Money over the GDI
Azeem over the Tsunami
PO Life over Axis of Evil
Katie over Adrienne
Will I be right? Who will get roasted next week? Tune in next Sunday night to see what the Commish has to say.
XOXO
Gossip Girl